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Date ugly guys.<br/>
because chances of cheating are very low.<br/>
And vice versa!]()
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Date ugly guys.
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![Similarities between Corporate Meetings and Ladies Shopping<br/><br/>
<b>Corporate Meetings:</b><br/>
Show me the next slide.<br/>
The figures are not looking good (in the graph chart).<br/>
All eyes should be on us.<br/>
Something is still missing.<br/>
Do we have a plan B?<br/>
Make it fast, we have to close it ASAP.<br/><br/>
<b>Ladies Shopping:</b><br/>
Bhaiya Wo Agli Wali Dikhao.<br/>
Bhaiya Wo Pehli Wali Dikhao.<br/>
Is Mein Meri Figure Achhi Nahi Lag Rahi.<br/>
Sab Ka Dhyaan Meri Taraf Hi Hona Chahiye.<br/>
Ummm... Kuch To Kami Lag Rahi Hai.<br/>
Koi Dusri Dress Hai?<br/>
Behen Ji Jaldi Karo Dukaan Band Karni Hai<br/><br/>
<b>By: Rahul Pandey (Ruksi)</b>]()
Upload to Facebook Similarities between Corporate Meetings and Ladies Shopping
Corporate Meetings:
Show me the next slide.
The figures are not looking good (in the graph chart).
All eyes should be on us.
Something is still missing.
Do we have a plan B?
Make it fast, we have to close it ASAP.
Ladies Shopping:
Bhaiya Wo Agli Wali Dikhao.
Bhaiya Wo Pehli Wali Dikhao.
Is Mein Meri Figure Achhi Nahi Lag Rahi.
Sab Ka Dhyaan Meri Taraf Hi Hona Chahiye.
Ummm... Kuch To Kami Lag Rahi Hai.
Koi Dusri Dress Hai?
Behen Ji Jaldi Karo Dukaan Band Karni Hai
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![Went for a job interview today, at IKEA.<br/>
The manager said: Come in, make a seat!]()
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Illegal!]()
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![Sorry girls I am taken.<br/>
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Taken as a joke!]()
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![I am single because love is blind.<br/>
Aur Meri Dono Aankhein Theek Hain!]()
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#InternationalYogaDay]()
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I'll stop at nothing to avoid them!]()
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Guys with no pants fight for a belt]()
Upload to Facebook Wrestling is stupid!
Guys with no pants fight for a belt
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