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![I hate my job. All I do is crush cans all day.<br/>
It's soda pressing!]()
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![My friend went bald years ago but still carries his old comb with him.<br/>
He just can't part with it!]()
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He just can't part with it! -
![Genie: I shall grant you 3 wishes.<br/>
Me: I wish for a world without lawyers.<br/>
Genie: Done, you have no more wishes.<br/>
Me: But you said 3<br/>
Genie: Sue me!]()
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Me: I wish for a world without lawyers.
Genie: Done, you have no more wishes.
Me: But you said 3
Genie: Sue me! -
![I helped my neighbour out with something this morning and she said to me, `I could marry you`.<br/>
I couldn't believe it... You do something nice for someone and they threaten to ruin your life in return!]()
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![Bill Gates and I have a combined fortune of around 9 lakh crores and 157 rupees!]()
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![If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock!]()
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![Interviewer: How long did you work during your last job?<br/>
Candidate: 40 Years<br/>
Interviewer: What's your age?<br/>
Candidate: 30 Years<br/>
Interviewer: You are 30 and have 40 years of experience. How is that possible?<br/>
Candidate: Overtime!]()
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Candidate: 40 Years
Interviewer: What's your age?
Candidate: 30 Years
Interviewer: You are 30 and have 40 years of experience. How is that possible?
Candidate: Overtime! -
![For the James Bond fans:<br/>
James Bond: Beta, Kitni Percentage Aayi?<br/>
Son: 95%... 38.95%...]()
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James Bond: Beta, Kitni Percentage Aayi?
Son: 95%... 38.95%... -
![What's the difference between a simple person and a pizza?<br/>
One is easy to cheat on, the other is cheesy to eat!]()
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![I don't trust parents who don't cuss.<br/>
There's no way you can have kids and not swear!]()
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There's no way you can have kids and not swear!
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