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![Michael Schumacher might have been the fastest driver but have you seen Indians driving past the traffic signal about to change?]()
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![I normally don't brag about expensive trips...<br/>
but I just got back from the Fuel Station!]()
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![Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?<br/>
He will stop at nothing to avoid them!]()
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![A lady approached me, and said, `Every time you smile, I want to give you my number!`<br/>
I said, `Aww that's sweet. Are you single?`<br/>
She replied, `No. I'm a dentist!`]()
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I said, "Aww that's sweet. Are you single?"
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![Waitress: How did you find your steak, Sir?<br/>
I just looked next to the potatoes and there it was!]()
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I just looked next to the potatoes and there it was! -
![I made a graph showing all my past relationships.<br/>
It has an ex-axis and a why-axis!]()
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![Just In:<br/>
The Russian vaccine will be sold in India as Putinjali!]()
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![My wife and kids are threatening to walk out of the house because of my addiction to horse racing.<br/>
And they're off!]()
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![I tried to carry my oversized board game onto the plane, but I wasn't allowed.<br/>
They said the risk was too big!]()
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![I wish I were a woman. I would know everything then!]()
Upload to Facebook I wish I were a woman. I would know everything then!
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