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~ How people say hello these days!]()
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Just so glad she's now finally 'independent'!]()
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![Every morning after waking up, the first thing I do is make my bed.<br/>
Tomorrow I'm returning this piece of junk to IKEA!]()
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![Therapist: What brings you in today?<br/>
Man: I have a terrible fear of Tsunamis.<br/>
Therapist: How bad is it?<br/>
Man: It comes in waves!]()
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![I quit my job as a mailman when they handed me my first letter to deliver.<br/>
I looked at it and thought, `This isn't for me!`]()
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![Just heard a man had an accident while playing 'peek-a-boo'.<br/>
He's currently in the 'ICU'!]()
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![So I named my phone Titanic.<br/>
Now, whenever I use Bluetooth it says that Titanic is syncing!]()
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Big deal. I have had a Canon printer for years!]()
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Big deal. I have had a Canon printer for years!
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