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Upload to Facebook It just occurred to me that the opposite of Artificial Intelligence is...
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Real Stupid! -
Upload to Facebook Every morning after waking up, the first thing I do is make my bed.
Tomorrow I'm returning this piece of junk to IKEA! -
Upload to Facebook Therapist: What brings you in today?
Man: I have a terrible fear of Tsunamis.
Therapist: How bad is it?
Man: It comes in waves! -
Upload to Facebook I quit my job as a mailman when they handed me my first letter to deliver.
I looked at it and thought, "This isn't for me!" -
Upload to Facebook Just heard a man had an accident while playing 'peek-a-boo'.
He's currently in the 'ICU'! -
Upload to Facebook So I named my phone Titanic.
Now, whenever I use Bluetooth it says that Titanic is syncing! -
Upload to Facebook My friend was bragging that his new 3D printer can print a gun.
Big deal. I have had a Canon printer for years! -
Upload to Facebook While at home: Why isn't there more kindness in the world?
While driving: I hate every single person on this planet! -
Upload to Facebook My girlfriend complains a lot that I don't smile anymore.
Well, she's the one who wanted a serious relationship! -
Upload to Facebook Saw an old man dancing in the street. I think he finally cleared his CA exam!
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