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Upload to Facebook I helped my neighbour out with something this morning and she said to me, "I could marry you".
I couldn't believe it... You do something nice for someone and they threaten to ruin your life in return! -
Upload to Facebook Bill Gates and I have a combined fortune of around 9 lakh crores and 157 rupees! -
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Upload to Facebook Interviewer: How long did you work during your last job?
Candidate: 40 Years
Interviewer: What's your age?
Candidate: 30 Years
Interviewer: You are 30 and have 40 years of experience. How is that possible?
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James Bond: Beta, Kitni Percentage Aayi?
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One is easy to cheat on, the other is cheesy to eat! -
Upload to Facebook I don't trust parents who don't cuss.
There's no way you can have kids and not swear! -
Upload to Facebook Michael Schumacher might have been the fastest driver but have you seen Indians driving past the traffic signal about to change? -
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but I just got back from the Fuel Station! -
Upload to Facebook Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
He will stop at nothing to avoid them!
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