• If you ever get a chance to date a cute person for one day...<br/>
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Where will you take me?Upload to Facebook
    If you ever get a chance to date a cute person for one day...
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    Where will you take me?
  • What do you call a sick eagle?<br/>
Illegal!Upload to Facebook
    What do you call a sick eagle?
    Illegal!
  • Sorry girls I am taken.<br/>
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Taken as a joke!Upload to Facebook
    Sorry girls I am taken.
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    Taken as a joke!
  • I am single because love is blind.<br/>
Aur Meri Dono Aankhein Theek Hain!Upload to Facebook
    I am single because love is blind.
    Aur Meri Dono Aankhein Theek Hain!
  • My whole life is Yoga Day because I always find myself in awkward positions!<br/>
#InternationalYogaDayUpload to Facebook
    My whole life is Yoga Day because I always find myself in awkward positions!
    #InternationalYogaDay
  • I'm a mathematician but I hate negative numbers.<br/>
I'll stop at nothing to avoid them!Upload to Facebook
    I'm a mathematician but I hate negative numbers.
    I'll stop at nothing to avoid them!
  • Wrestling is stupid!<br/>
Guys with no pants fight for a beltUpload to Facebook
    Wrestling is stupid!
    Guys with no pants fight for a belt
  • I hate my job. All I do is crush cans all day.<br/>
It's soda pressing!Upload to Facebook
    I hate my job. All I do is crush cans all day.
    It's soda pressing!
  • My friend went bald years ago but still carries his old comb with him.<br/>
He just can't part with it!Upload to Facebook
    My friend went bald years ago but still carries his old comb with him.
    He just can't part with it!
  • Genie: I shall grant you 3 wishes.<br/>
Me: I wish for a world without lawyers.<br/>
Genie: Done, you have no more wishes.<br/>
Me: But you said 3<br/>
Genie: Sue me!Upload to Facebook
    Genie: I shall grant you 3 wishes.
    Me: I wish for a world without lawyers.
    Genie: Done, you have no more wishes.
    Me: But you said 3
    Genie: Sue me!
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