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![What did the triangle say to the circle?<br/>
You are pointless!]()
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![If a ghost can open cupboards and break things, why not just take a pencil, find paper, write exactly why it's unhappy, and tape the message on the fridge!]()
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![What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts?<br/>
A barberqueue!]()
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![What do you call two horizontally challenged people having a chat?<br/>
A heavy discussion!]()
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![Why did the barber win the race?<br/>
Because he took a shortcut!]()
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![I've just applied for a job in a salad packing factory.<br/>
The hours are terrible, but apparently, the celery is good!]()
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![Everyone in the office was upset hearing my wife shouting at me.<br/>
I think it's high time I change my phone's ringtone!]()
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![My friend keeps saying `Cheer up, man. It could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.`<br/>
I know he means well!]()
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![Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalized?<br/>
Reports say it was due to too many strokes!]()
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Reports say it was due to too many strokes!
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