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Upload to Facebook Advantages of dating a Doctor:
He will not only hold your hand but check your pulse too! -
Upload to Facebook Friend 1: I once went sky diving.
Friend 2: I once took a photo with a lion in the wild.
Me: I once asked my wife, "what she does all day while I'm at work!" -
Upload to Facebook A photon walks into a hotel. The porter asks it if it has any luggage.
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She has a lot of issues! -
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Upload to Facebook I've got this awful disease where I can't stop making airport jokes.
The doctor says it's terminal! -
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The best way to win an argument with your wife is to wait until she's not around to start it! -
Upload to Facebook Why don't nails bleed when we cut them?
Because they are Na-Khoon!
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