COVID19 blues: Now when I type 'Vacation', my phone autocorrects it to 'Vaccination'! |
I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night. It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea! |
Jack & Jill went up the hill for a little bit of fun. With social distancing and lockdown extending, they came back as Monk and Nun! |
Did you know that before crowbars were invented... Crows mostly drank alone! |
In real life, Men get Apsara only in pencils and Women get Badshah only on Masalas. Rest is all a myth! |
My last girlfriend said I was unnecessarily mysterious. Or did she? |
Son: Dad, do you know why it's so dark at night? Dad: No sun! |
Speak English Kiss French Drive German Dress Italian Spend Arab Party Caribbean and live life King Size. But if you can't abuse in Punjabi. You never lived! |
Boy: What is your age? Girl: We girls, don't reveal our age to boys. Boy: What is your email address? Girl: pinky_1992@gmail.com |
Me: I'm here to report cyberbullying. HR: email sent by your boss asking you to update the status of the project is not cyberbullying! |