• COVID19 blues:<br/>
Now when I type 'Vacation', my phone autocorrects it to 'Vaccination'!Upload to Facebook
    COVID19 blues:
    Now when I type 'Vacation', my phone autocorrects it to 'Vaccination'!
  • I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night.<br/>

It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea!Upload to Facebook
    I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night.
    It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea!
  • Jack & Jill went up the hill for a little bit of fun.<br/>
With social distancing and lockdown extending, they came back as Monk and Nun!Upload to Facebook
    Jack & Jill went up the hill for a little bit of fun.
    With social distancing and lockdown extending, they came back as Monk and Nun!
  • Did you know that before crowbars were invented...</br>
Crows mostly drank alone!Upload to Facebook
    Did you know that before crowbars were invented...
    Crows mostly drank alone!
  • In real life, Men get Apsara only in pencils and Women get Badshah only on Masalas.</br>
Rest is all a myth!Upload to Facebook
    In real life, Men get Apsara only in pencils and Women get Badshah only on Masalas.
    Rest is all a myth!
  • My last girlfriend said I was unnecessarily mysterious.</br>
Or did she?Upload to Facebook
    My last girlfriend said I was unnecessarily mysterious.
    Or did she?
  • Son: Dad, do you know why it's so dark at night?</br>
Dad: No sun!Upload to Facebook
    Son: Dad, do you know why it's so dark at night?
    Dad: No sun!
  • Speak English</br>
Kiss French</br>
Drive German</br>
Dress Italian</br>
Spend Arab</br>
Party Caribbean</br>
and live life King Size.</br>
But if you can't abuse in Punjabi. You never lived!Upload to Facebook
    Speak English
    Kiss French
    Drive German
    Dress Italian
    Spend Arab
    Party Caribbean
    and live life King Size.
    But if you can't abuse in Punjabi. You never lived!
  • Boy: What is your age?</br>
Girl: We girls, don't reveal our age to boys.</br>
Boy: What is your email address?</br>
Girl: pinky_1992@gmail.comUpload to Facebook
    Boy: What is your age?
    Girl: We girls, don't reveal our age to boys.
    Boy: What is your email address?
    Girl: pinky_1992@gmail.com
  • Me: I'm here to report cyberbullying.</br>
HR: email sent by your boss asking you to update the status of the project is not cyberbullying!Upload to Facebook
    Me: I'm here to report cyberbullying.
    HR: email sent by your boss asking you to update the status of the project is not cyberbullying!
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