• I'll do algebra, I'll do trig. I'll even do statistics.<br/>
But graphing is where I draw the line!Upload to Facebook
    I'll do algebra, I'll do trig. I'll even do statistics.
    But graphing is where I draw the line!
  • Does anyone want a pack of dead batteries?<br/>
They are free of charge!Upload to Facebook
    Does anyone want a pack of dead batteries?
    They are free of charge!
  • Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.<br/>
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent!Upload to Facebook
    Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.
    The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent!
  • In the sky - Tauktae<br/>
On the ground - Corona<br/>
In the sea - Cyclone<br/>
In Cinema - Radhe<br/>
But Aarogya Setu shows: You are safe!Upload to Facebook
    In the sky - Tauktae
    On the ground - Corona
    In the sea - Cyclone
    In Cinema - Radhe
    But Aarogya Setu shows: You are safe!
  • Did you know that 10+10 and 11+11 are the same thing?<br/>
Because 10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too!Upload to Facebook
    Did you know that 10+10 and 11+11 are the same thing?
    Because 10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too!
  • Ten years ago, I didn't have any money and I wasn't married. Today, I'm married!Upload to Facebook
    Ten years ago, I didn't have any money and I wasn't married. Today, I'm married!
  • My colleagues at work have given me the nickname `Mr. Compromise.`<br/>
It wasn't my first choice, but I'm okay with it!Upload to Facebook
    My colleagues at work have given me the nickname `Mr. Compromise.`
    It wasn't my first choice, but I'm okay with it!
  • Weighing yourself naked is the right way to know your exact weight.<br/>
People in the gym aren't aware of this, it seems. They're calling the security!Upload to Facebook
    Weighing yourself naked is the right way to know your exact weight.
    People in the gym aren't aware of this, it seems. They're calling the security!
  • This too shall pass.<br/>
It might pass like a kidney stone but it will pass!Upload to Facebook
    This too shall pass.
    It might pass like a kidney stone but it will pass!
  • Heart-warming and out of the way gesture by the government to increase petrol prices yet again, and ensure that people stay at home safely!Upload to Facebook
    Heart-warming and out of the way gesture by the government to increase petrol prices yet again, and ensure that people stay at home safely!
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