• I have the attention of a goldfish.<br/>
Seriously, it's been watching me for hours!Upload to Facebook
    I have the attention of a goldfish.
    Seriously, it's been watching me for hours!
  • So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn't for throwing at people who stress you out?Upload to Facebook
    So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn't for throwing at people who stress you out?
  • I hate when I plan a conversation in my head and the other person doesn't follow the damn script!Upload to Facebook
    I hate when I plan a conversation in my head and the other person doesn't follow the damn script!
  • My boss called me unproductive at work. I think he doesn't know how many times I tweet in a day!Upload to Facebook
    My boss called me unproductive at work. I think he doesn't know how many times I tweet in a day!
  • The bartender told me they are about to start Happy Hour.<br/>
So he asked me to leave!Upload to Facebook
    The bartender told me they are about to start Happy Hour.
    So he asked me to leave!
  • Procrastination:<br/>
Working tomorrow for a better today!Upload to Facebook
    Procrastination:
    Working tomorrow for a better today!
  • When I get to work, the first thing I do is hide...<br/>
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because they say a good worker is hard to find!Upload to Facebook
    When I get to work, the first thing I do is hide...
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    because they say a good worker is hard to find!
  • I was wondering why music was coming from my printer...<br/>
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...apparently, the paper was jamming!Upload to Facebook
    I was wondering why music was coming from my printer...
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    ...apparently, the paper was jamming!
  • They're building a mirror factory in my town.<br/>
I could see myself working there!Upload to Facebook
    They're building a mirror factory in my town.
    I could see myself working there!
  • Bihari Guy: Got my first jab.<br/>
Friend: Congratulations. Covishield or Covaxin?<br/>
Bihari Guy: Bhai Naukari Mili Hai Naukari!Upload to Facebook
    Bihari Guy: Got my first jab.
    Friend: Congratulations. Covishield or Covaxin?
    Bihari Guy: Bhai Naukari Mili Hai Naukari!
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