I have the attention of a goldfish. Seriously, it's been watching me for hours! |
So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn't for throwing at people who stress you out? |
I hate when I plan a conversation in my head and the other person doesn't follow the damn script! |
My boss called me unproductive at work. I think he doesn't know how many times I tweet in a day! |
The bartender told me they are about to start Happy Hour. So he asked me to leave! |
Procrastination: Working tomorrow for a better today! |
When I get to work, the first thing I do is hide... . . . . . . . because they say a good worker is hard to find! |
I was wondering why music was coming from my printer... . . . . . . ...apparently, the paper was jamming! |
They're building a mirror factory in my town. I could see myself working there! |
Bihari Guy: Got my first jab. Friend: Congratulations. Covishield or Covaxin? Bihari Guy: Bhai Naukari Mili Hai Naukari! |