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Upload to Facebook My boss called me unproductive at work. I think he doesn't know how many times I tweet in a day! -
Upload to Facebook The bartender told me they are about to start Happy Hour.
So he asked me to leave! -
Upload to Facebook Procrastination:
Working tomorrow for a better today! -
Upload to Facebook When I get to work, the first thing I do is hide...
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because they say a good worker is hard to find! -
Upload to Facebook I was wondering why music was coming from my printer...
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...apparently, the paper was jamming! -
Upload to Facebook They're building a mirror factory in my town.
I could see myself working there! -
Upload to Facebook Bihari Guy: Got my first jab.
Friend: Congratulations. Covishield or Covaxin?
Bihari Guy: Bhai Naukari Mili Hai Naukari! -
Upload to Facebook I'll do algebra, I'll do trig. I'll even do statistics.
But graphing is where I draw the line! -
Upload to Facebook Does anyone want a pack of dead batteries?
They are free of charge! -
Upload to Facebook Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent!
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