I have a vaccination joke... . . . . but most of you won't get it! |
BREAKING NEWS: A Nigerian man dies and authorities found $27 Billion in his apartment. He had been trying to give it away for 15 years but nobody replied to his e-mails! |
Which is the most desired summer body this year? The antibody! |
Friend 1: How long have you been working at that office? Friend 2: Ever since they threatened to fire me! |
Do you think your life is hard? Think about a Doctor who has a crush on a nurse and still has to call her Sister! |
I and the wife went to the restaurant for the first time in ages. The Waiter said, I am sorry but we are so busy tonight. Would you mind waiting for a bit? I said no problem. He said well take these drinks to table 10! |
Lockdown can only go 4 ways. You will come out a monk, a hunk, a chunk, or a drunk. Choose wisely! |
Zuckerberg claims he wears a gray t-shirt every day because he doesn't want to waste time on things that don't matter. Well, he founded Facebook! |
Tried to take a selfie in the shower. It turned out all blurry. I think I have selfie steam issues! |
My next-door neighbor and I are very good friends, so we decided to share our water supply, because... . . . . . . ...we got along 'well'! |