• I have a vaccination joke...<br />
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but most of you won't get it!Upload to Facebook
    I have a vaccination joke...
    . . . . but most of you won't get it!
  • BREAKING NEWS:<br />
A Nigerian man dies and authorities found $27 Billion in his apartment.<br />
He had been trying to give it away for 15 years but nobody replied to his e-mails!
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    BREAKING NEWS:
    A Nigerian man dies and authorities found $27 Billion in his apartment.
    He had been trying to give it away for 15 years but nobody replied to his e-mails!
  • Which is the most desired summer body this year?<br/>
The antibody!Upload to Facebook
    Which is the most desired summer body this year?
    The antibody!
  • Friend 1: How long have you been working at that office?<br/>
Friend 2: Ever since they threatened to fire me!Upload to Facebook
    Friend 1: How long have you been working at that office?
    Friend 2: Ever since they threatened to fire me!
  • Do you think your life is hard?<br/>
Think about a Doctor who has a crush on a nurse and still has to call her Sister!Upload to Facebook
    Do you think your life is hard?
    Think about a Doctor who has a crush on a nurse and still has to call her Sister!
  • I and the wife went to the restaurant for the first time in ages.<br/>
The Waiter said, I am sorry but we are so busy tonight. Would you mind waiting for a bit?<br/>
I said no problem.<br/>
He said well take these drinks to table 10!Upload to Facebook
    I and the wife went to the restaurant for the first time in ages.
    The Waiter said, I am sorry but we are so busy tonight. Would you mind waiting for a bit?
    I said no problem.
    He said well take these drinks to table 10!
  • Lockdown can only go 4 ways.<br/>
You will come out a monk, a hunk, a chunk, or a drunk.<br/>
Choose wisely!Upload to Facebook
    Lockdown can only go 4 ways.
    You will come out a monk, a hunk, a chunk, or a drunk.
    Choose wisely!
  • Zuckerberg claims he wears a gray t-shirt every day because he doesn't want to waste time on things that don't matter.<br/>
Well, he founded Facebook!Upload to Facebook
    Zuckerberg claims he wears a gray t-shirt every day because he doesn't want to waste time on things that don't matter.
    Well, he founded Facebook!
  • Tried to take a selfie in the shower.<br/>
It turned out all blurry. I think I have selfie steam issues!Upload to Facebook
    Tried to take a selfie in the shower.
    It turned out all blurry. I think I have selfie steam issues!
  • My next-door neighbor and I are very good friends, so we decided to share our water supply, because...<br/>
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...we got along 'well'!Upload to Facebook
    My next-door neighbor and I are very good friends, so we decided to share our water supply, because...
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    ...we got along 'well'!
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