• I told my niece that I saw a deer on the way to work this morning.<br/>
She said, `How do you know it was on its way to work?`Upload to Facebook
    I told my niece that I saw a deer on the way to work this morning.
    She said, "How do you know it was on its way to work?`
  • Someone tried to sell me a coffin today.<br/>
I said that's the last thing I need!Upload to Facebook
    Someone tried to sell me a coffin today.
    I said that's the last thing I need!
  • My friend Tony asked me not to say his name backward.<br/>
I asked, `Y not?`Upload to Facebook
    My friend Tony asked me not to say his name backward.
    I asked, "Y not?"
  • The reopening of Lego World in 2021 was a big deal.<br/>
People were lined up for blocks!Upload to Facebook
    The reopening of Lego World in 2021 was a big deal.
    People were lined up for blocks!
  • Asli Sukh:</br>
Gaadi X</br>
Bangla X</br>
Naukar X</br></br>

Bukhar Nahi √</br>
Khansi Nahi √</br>
Oxygen Level 95 √</br>
Khane Mein Swad Bhi Aur Khshubu Bhi √Upload to Facebook
    Asli Sukh:
    Gaadi X
    Bangla X
    Naukar X

    Bukhar Nahi √
    Khansi Nahi √
    Oxygen Level 95 √
    Khane Mein Swad Bhi Aur Khshubu Bhi √
  • If you can't acknowledge the fact that you were stupid as a kid, you're probably still stupid as an adult!Upload to Facebook
    If you can't acknowledge the fact that you were stupid as a kid, you're probably still stupid as an adult!
  • If your girlfriend visits you during the lockdown. Don't marry her.<br/>
If the government can't control her, what chance do you have?Upload to Facebook
    If your girlfriend visits you during the lockdown. Don't marry her.
    If the government can't control her, what chance do you have?
  • Kids probably don't realize it yet, but pretending to be asleep is a skill that will come in handy for the rest of their lives!Upload to Facebook
    Kids probably don't realize it yet, but pretending to be asleep is a skill that will come in handy for the rest of their lives!
  • Punjab imposes strict Covid-19 curbs. Only two people in one car.<br/>
Since I am single, who'll provide the second person, the state govt. or the central govt.?Upload to Facebook
    Punjab imposes strict Covid-19 curbs. Only two people in one car.
    Since I am single, who'll provide the second person, the state govt. or the central govt.?
  • Son: What's GPS?</br>
Father: GPS tells me what to do while I'm driving.</br>
Son: So it's Mom?Upload to Facebook
    Son: What's GPS?
    Father: GPS tells me what to do while I'm driving.
    Son: So it's Mom?
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