I told my niece that I saw a deer on the way to work this morning. She said, "How do you know it was on its way to work?` |
Someone tried to sell me a coffin today. I said that's the last thing I need! |
My friend Tony asked me not to say his name backward. I asked, "Y not?" |
The reopening of Lego World in 2021 was a big deal. People were lined up for blocks! |
Asli Sukh: Gaadi X Bangla X Naukar X Bukhar Nahi √ Khansi Nahi √ Oxygen Level 95 √ Khane Mein Swad Bhi Aur Khshubu Bhi √ |
If you can't acknowledge the fact that you were stupid as a kid, you're probably still stupid as an adult! |
If your girlfriend visits you during the lockdown. Don't marry her. If the government can't control her, what chance do you have? |
Kids probably don't realize it yet, but pretending to be asleep is a skill that will come in handy for the rest of their lives! |
Punjab imposes strict Covid-19 curbs. Only two people in one car. Since I am single, who'll provide the second person, the state govt. or the central govt.? |
Son: What's GPS? Father: GPS tells me what to do while I'm driving. Son: So it's Mom? |