• My Mom was a radiologist. She met my Dad when he came in for an X-Ray.</br>
I wonder what she saw in him!Upload to Facebook
    My Mom was a radiologist. She met my Dad when he came in for an X-Ray.
    I wonder what she saw in him!
  • I'm trying to organize a hide-and-seek tournament.</br>
But good players are really hard to find!Upload to Facebook
    I'm trying to organize a hide-and-seek tournament.
    But good players are really hard to find!
  • I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been Googling my name on her computer.</br>
I saw it through my telescope last night!Upload to Facebook
    I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been Googling my name on her computer.
    I saw it through my telescope last night!
  • At a party last night, all men were asked to form 2 lanes, 1 for those who are controlled by their wives & 1 for those who control their wives. Only 1 man stood in the 2nd lane. So I asked him how he manages to control his wife?</br>
He said, `What control? My wife told me to stand here!`Upload to Facebook
    At a party last night, all men were asked to form 2 lanes, 1 for those who are controlled by their wives & 1 for those who control their wives. Only 1 man stood in the 2nd lane. So I asked him how he manages to control his wife?
    He said, "What control? My wife told me to stand here!"
  • Me: My mother still loves to talk about the time when I peed in my pants.</br>
Coworker: Oh so cute, how old were you?</br>
Me: 35Upload to Facebook
    Me: My mother still loves to talk about the time when I peed in my pants.
    Coworker: Oh so cute, how old were you?
    Me: 35
  • Ab Toh Ghar Bhi Train Jaisa Lagne Laga Hai...</br>
Bas Toilet Karke Aao Aur Apni Seat Pe Baith Jao!Upload to Facebook
    Ab Toh Ghar Bhi Train Jaisa Lagne Laga Hai...
    Bas Toilet Karke Aao Aur Apni Seat Pe Baith Jao!
  • As a kid, a friend living 15 minutes was really far away. As an adult, a friend living 15 minutes away is really close!Upload to Facebook
    As a kid, a friend living 15 minutes was really far away. As an adult, a friend living 15 minutes away is really close!
  • The government says we should have a cashless economy soon. No worries, married life has already prepared me for that!Upload to Facebook
    The government says we should have a cashless economy soon. No worries, married life has already prepared me for that!
  • Who is bigger, Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby?<br/>
Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger!Upload to Facebook
    Who is bigger, Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby?
    Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger!
  • A wise man once told his wife...<br/>
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nothing, because he was a wise man!Upload to Facebook
    A wise man once told his wife...
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    nothing, because he was a wise man!
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