My Mom was a radiologist. She met my Dad when he came in for an X-Ray. I wonder what she saw in him! |
I'm trying to organize a hide-and-seek tournament. But good players are really hard to find! |
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been Googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night! |
At a party last night, all men were asked to form 2 lanes, 1 for those who are controlled by their wives & 1 for those who control their wives. Only 1 man stood in the 2nd lane. So I asked him how he manages to control his wife? He said, "What control? My wife told me to stand here!" |
Me: My mother still loves to talk about the time when I peed in my pants. Coworker: Oh so cute, how old were you? Me: 35 |
Ab Toh Ghar Bhi Train Jaisa Lagne Laga Hai... Bas Toilet Karke Aao Aur Apni Seat Pe Baith Jao! |
As a kid, a friend living 15 minutes was really far away. As an adult, a friend living 15 minutes away is really close! |
The government says we should have a cashless economy soon. No worries, married life has already prepared me for that! |
Who is bigger, Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby? Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger! |
A wise man once told his wife... . . . . . . nothing, because he was a wise man! |