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![Covid has become like iPhone 12.<br/>
Everyone I know is getting it!]()
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Everyone I know is getting it! -
![Me: Alexa what's the weather outside?<br/>
Alexa: Doesn't matter, you are not going anywhere!]()
Upload to Facebook Me: Alexa what's the weather outside?
Alexa: Doesn't matter, you are not going anywhere! -
![I went to a grocery store & bought 1 bread, 2 eggs and 1 banana. The beautiful lady at the cash counter looked at me & asked `You're single, right?`. I blushed & said, `How did you know? Is it because I'm buying stuff for only one person?`<br/>
She said, `No, it's because you look really ugly`!]()
Upload to Facebook I went to a grocery store & bought 1 bread, 2 eggs and 1 banana. The beautiful lady at the cash counter looked at me & asked `You're single, right?`. I blushed & said, `How did you know? Is it because I'm buying stuff for only one person?`
She said, `No, it's because you look really ugly`! -
![Our young neighbor was washing his car showing off his six-pack abs. I immediately closed the windows so that my wife doesn't get any inappropriate thoughts in her mind like asking me to wash our car too!]()
Upload to Facebook Our young neighbor was washing his car showing off his six-pack abs. I immediately closed the windows so that my wife doesn't get any inappropriate thoughts in her mind like asking me to wash our car too! -
![At the bar:<br/>
Man: May I sit here?<br/>
Woman: I have a boyfriend.<br/>
Man: That's OK. I have arthritis, I just want to sit down!]()
Upload to Facebook At the bar:
Man: May I sit here?
Woman: I have a boyfriend.
Man: That's OK. I have arthritis, I just want to sit down! -
![English: Platonic relationships are a waste of time.<br/>
Hindi: Bhanwre Ne Khilaya Phool, Phool Ko Le Geya Raj Kunwar!]()
Upload to Facebook English: Platonic relationships are a waste of time.
Hindi: Bhanwre Ne Khilaya Phool, Phool Ko Le Geya Raj Kunwar! -
![I just memorized six pages of the dictionary.<br/>
I learnt next to nothing!]()
Upload to Facebook I just memorized six pages of the dictionary.
I learnt next to nothing! -
![When I was young, I wanted to be a singer badly. After years of hard work and practice, I now sing really badly.<br/>
Fight for your dreams!]()
Upload to Facebook When I was young, I wanted to be a singer badly. After years of hard work and practice, I now sing really badly.
Fight for your dreams! -
![What do you call a person that chops up cereal?<br/>
A cereal killer!]()
Upload to Facebook What do you call a person that chops up cereal?
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![As I was singing my third song at the wedding party, a beautiful girl approached me and asked `Do you accept requests?`.<br/>
`Of course, I do`, I blushed and responded.<br/>
`Can you please stop singing?`, she said!]()
Upload to Facebook As I was singing my third song at the wedding party, a beautiful girl approached me and asked "Do you accept requests?".
"Of course, I do", I blushed and responded.
"Can you please stop singing?", she said!
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