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Upload to Facebook Our young neighbor was washing his car showing off his six-pack abs. I immediately closed the windows so that my wife doesn't get any inappropriate thoughts in her mind like asking me to wash our car too! -
Upload to Facebook At the bar:
Man: May I sit here?
Woman: I have a boyfriend.
Man: That's OK. I have arthritis, I just want to sit down! -
Upload to Facebook English: Platonic relationships are a waste of time.
Hindi: Bhanwre Ne Khilaya Phool, Phool Ko Le Geya Raj Kunwar! -
Upload to Facebook I just memorized six pages of the dictionary.
I learnt next to nothing! -
Upload to Facebook When I was young, I wanted to be a singer badly. After years of hard work and practice, I now sing really badly.
Fight for your dreams! -
Upload to Facebook What do you call a person that chops up cereal?
A cereal killer! -
Upload to Facebook As I was singing my third song at the wedding party, a beautiful girl approached me and asked "Do you accept requests?".
"Of course, I do", I blushed and responded.
"Can you please stop singing?", she said! -
Upload to Facebook Congress wants to ban jokes.
BJP wants to ban meat.
Anna Hazare wants to ban alcohol.
Baba Ramdev preaches against using abusive language.
Isn't it discrimination against Punjabis in general! -
Upload to Facebook I could have retired by now. But I committed a grave financial mistake in 2015, the price of which I'm still repaying.
I had coffee from Starbucks! -
Upload to Facebook A Punjabi was flying Business Class with his wife. Air Hostess asked him:
"Sir, would you like to have Tea together"?
He replied "Yes" and turned to his wife and said: "Uth Ja... Ainu Baithen De!"
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