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Upload to Facebook At a party last night, all men were asked to form 2 lanes, 1 for those who are controlled by their wives & 1 for those who control their wives. Only 1 man stood in the 2nd lane. So I asked him how he manages to control his wife? He said, "What control? My wife told me to stand here!" -
Upload to Facebook Me: My mother still loves to talk about the time when I peed in my pants. Coworker: Oh so cute, how old were you? Me: 35 -
Upload to Facebook Ab Toh Ghar Bhi Train Jaisa Lagne Laga Hai... Bas Toilet Karke Aao Aur Apni Seat Pe Baith Jao! -
Upload to Facebook As a kid, a friend living 15 minutes was really far away. As an adult, a friend living 15 minutes away is really close! -
Upload to Facebook The government says we should have a cashless economy soon. No worries, married life has already prepared me for that! -
Upload to Facebook Who is bigger, Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby?
Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger! -
Upload to Facebook A wise man once told his wife...
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nothing, because he was a wise man! -
Upload to Facebook Covid has become like iPhone 12.
Everyone I know is getting it! -
Upload to Facebook Me: Alexa what's the weather outside?
Alexa: Doesn't matter, you are not going anywhere! -
Upload to Facebook I went to a grocery store & bought 1 bread, 2 eggs and 1 banana. The beautiful lady at the cash counter looked at me & asked `You're single, right?`. I blushed & said, `How did you know? Is it because I'm buying stuff for only one person?`
She said, `No, it's because you look really ugly`!
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