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Upload to Facebook One year of pranayam, steam, hot water, etc has made the nasal passages so clean that the virus now goes straight to the lungs.
Earlier it used to get stuck in the nose! -
Upload to Facebook The gardening season is off to a great start. I planted myself in front of the TV five weeks ago, and I've already grown noticeably! -
Upload to Facebook Having practiced lethargy for 52 weeks I'm ready to audition for...
"INDIAN IDLE"! -
Upload to Facebook So sad that some friends call you only when they need something from you, like the money you owe them! -
Upload to Facebook I told my son he shouldn't listen to losers.
Now he won't talk to me! -
Upload to Facebook What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws. The other has a pause at the end of its clause! -
Upload to Facebook I always tell my kids, no matter what, always do whatever their heart tells them to do.
But also to check with their mother first... if it's OK with her! -
Upload to Facebook The biggest form of peer pressure as a kid wasn't drugs, alcohol, or cigarettes. It came during exams when it was completely silent and you heard everyone turn to page 2 while you were still on the first question! -
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Never date a girl who can't respect your wife! -
Upload to Facebook Around 11,000 Covid cases in one day in Delhi.
I appeal to everyone to take measures and let's not repeat the mistakes.
Learn from the past and accumulate enough liquor so that Kisi Ke Saamne Haath Na Failane Padein Lockdown Mein!
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