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Upload to Facebook I fail to understand Pubs' business model.
Throwing out customers for buying too much of their product! -
Upload to Facebook Ironical:
The loudest word ever shouted was 'QUIET'! -
Upload to Facebook Superman: Single
Batman: Single
Spiderman: Single
I get it now... I am single because I am a superhero! -
Upload to Facebook One frustrated Physician wrote -
Except for fracture and pregnancy, all symptoms are possible in COVID-19! -
Upload to Facebook Why did the tree go to the dentist?
To get a root canal! -
Upload to Facebook The problem with Indians is that if they say nobody should go outside, everybody will go out to see if nobody has gone out! -
Upload to Facebook South Indians have a good sense of grammar.
Even with writhing pain, they recollect the vowels and say aeiou! -
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Co-worker: No, my faith doesn't allow that.
Me: Oh sorry, are you a Christian?
Coworker: Yes, but Faith is my wife's name! -
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"To hell with it, I'm buying that yacht."
Me splurging:
"To hell with it, I'm ordering another samosa!" -
Upload to Facebook Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalised?
Reports say it was due to too many strokes!
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