The biggest form of peer pressure as a kid wasn't drugs, alcohol, or cigarettes. It came during exams when it was completely silent and you heard everyone turn to page 2 while you were still on the first question! |
Pro Tip: Never date a girl who can't respect your wife! |
Around 11,000 Covid cases in one day in Delhi. I appeal to everyone to take measures and let's not repeat the mistakes. Learn from the past and accumulate enough liquor so that Kisi Ke Saamne Haath Na Failane Padein Lockdown Mein! |
I fail to understand Pubs' business model. Throwing out customers for buying too much of their product! |
Ironical: The loudest word ever shouted was 'QUIET'! |
Superman: Single Batman: Single Spiderman: Single I get it now... I am single because I am a superhero! |
One frustrated Physician wrote - Except for fracture and pregnancy, all symptoms are possible in COVID-19! |
Why did the tree go to the dentist? To get a root canal! |
The problem with Indians is that if they say nobody should go outside, everybody will go out to see if nobody has gone out! |
South Indians have a good sense of grammar. Even with writhing pain, they recollect the vowels and say aeiou! |