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![Me: Would you like to join us for some beers after work?<br/>
Co-worker: No, my faith doesn't allow that.<br/>
Me: Oh sorry, are you a Christian?<br/>
Coworker: Yes, but Faith is my wife's name!]()
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Co-worker: No, my faith doesn't allow that.
Me: Oh sorry, are you a Christian?
Coworker: Yes, but Faith is my wife's name! -
![Rich people splurging:<br/>
`To hell with it, I'm buying that yacht.`<br/><br/>
Me splurging:<br/>
`To hell with it, I'm ordering another samosa!`]()
Upload to Facebook Rich people splurging:
"To hell with it, I'm buying that yacht."
Me splurging:
"To hell with it, I'm ordering another samosa!" -
![Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalised?<br/>
Reports say it was due to too many strokes!]()
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Reports say it was due to too many strokes! -
![Friend 1: What pisses you off?<br />
Friend 2: Nouns.<br />
Friend 1: Nouns?<br />
Friend 2: Yeah. People, places and things!]()
Upload to Facebook Friend 1: What pisses you off?
Friend 2: Nouns.
Friend 1: Nouns?
Friend 2: Yeah. People, places and things! -
![When a convenience store is located far away,<br />
why doesn't it become an inconvenience store!]()
Upload to Facebook When a convenience store is located far away,
why doesn't it become an inconvenience store! -
![Finally, I have understood the difference between Lock up and Lockdown.<br />
Lock-up is staying in police custody and Lockdown is staying in wife's custody.<br />
Lock-up might be bailable and Lockdown is certainly non-bailable!]()
Upload to Facebook Finally, I have understood the difference between Lock up and Lockdown.
Lock-up is staying in police custody and Lockdown is staying in wife's custody.
Lock-up might be bailable and Lockdown is certainly non-bailable! -
![My wife does all her online shopping while she's in the toilet. I think she's suffering from buyarrhea!]()
Upload to Facebook My wife does all her online shopping while she's in the toilet. I think she's suffering from buyarrhea! -
![Colleague 1: Why is Santa absent today?<br/>
Colleague 2: He is in the hospital.<br/>
Colleague 1: But I saw him dancing with a beautiful girl at the bar last night.<br/>
Colleague 2: His wife saw that too!]()
Upload to Facebook Colleague 1: Why is Santa absent today?
Colleague 2: He is in the hospital.
Colleague 1: But I saw him dancing with a beautiful girl at the bar last night.
Colleague 2: His wife saw that too! -
![Guys who think that only God can judge you, shall I introduce you to my in-laws?]()
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![WHO Announcement.<br/><br/>
Anyone married for 25 years or more does not need to take any vaccine.<br/>
Men in such categories have superior immunities to all viruses, infections or spousal criticisms.<br/>
The immune system of such males is so powerful and can resist anything.<br/>
This stunning declaration was released by the WHO Secretary General.<br/>
~ World Husband Organization]()
Upload to Facebook WHO Announcement.
Anyone married for 25 years or more does not need to take any vaccine.
Men in such categories have superior immunities to all viruses, infections or spousal criticisms.
The immune system of such males is so powerful and can resist anything.
This stunning declaration was released by the WHO Secretary General.
~ World Husband Organization
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