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Customer: Can I speak to someone higher than you?<br/>
Employee: Mummyyyyyyy...]()
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![What's the worst part about going out to eat duck?
The Bill!]()
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![Police arrested two kids yesterday. One was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks.
They charged one - and let the other off!]()
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![All love stories end in tragedy. It's either a break-up or a marriage!]()
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![Friend: When my wife is quiet, I'm really scared.<br/>
Me: Your wife becomes quiet?]()
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![What's the worst thing about having a job at the unemployment office?<br/>
If you get fired, you still have to show up the next day!]()
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![I bought some shoes from a drug dealer today.<br/>
I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day!]()
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![My wife has this weird OCD where she arranges the dinner plates by the year they were bought.<br/>
It's an extremely rare dish order!]()
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![Wife: Why in all marriages girl sits on the left side and the boy on the right side?<br/>
Husband: According to the profit and loss statement a/c all income is on the right side and expenses are on the left side!]()
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