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![Interviewer: How do you explain this 4-year gap on your resume?<br/>
Candidate: That's when I went to Yale.<br/>
Interviewer: That's impressive. You are hired.<br/>
Candidate: Thanks! I really need this job!]()
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Candidate: That's when I went to Yale.
Interviewer: That's impressive. You are hired.
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![A cop pulled me over and said: `PAPERS.`<br/>
I yelled `scissors` and drove off!]()
Upload to Facebook A cop pulled me over and said: `PAPERS.`
I yelled `scissors` and drove off! -
![Maggi is the only female in the world who gets ready in 2 minutes!]()
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![If your doctor prescribes you medication without first asking about...<br/>
- your diet<br/>
- your sleep<br/>
- your exercise routine<br/>
- your water consumption<br/>
- whether you have any structural issues &<br/>
- the stress in your life<br/>
Then you don't have a doctor, you have a drug dealer!]()
Upload to Facebook If your doctor prescribes you medication without first asking about...
- your diet
- your sleep
- your exercise routine
- your water consumption
- whether you have any structural issues &
- the stress in your life
Then you don't have a doctor, you have a drug dealer! -
![I spent the whole day in the office doing nothing. Seeing this, some visitors thought that I was the manager!]()
Upload to Facebook I spent the whole day in the office doing nothing. Seeing this, some visitors thought that I was the manager! -
![Patient: Doctor, my wife has terrible mood swings, gets angry for no reason and sometimes is totally irrational.<br/>
Doctor: She's a normal woman then. What's your concern?]()
Upload to Facebook Patient: Doctor, my wife has terrible mood swings, gets angry for no reason and sometimes is totally irrational.
Doctor: She's a normal woman then. What's your concern? -
![No more Suez Canal jokes!<br/>
That ship has sailed!]()
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That ship has sailed! -
![I was really embarrassed when my wife caught me playing with my son's train set by myself. In a moment of panic, I threw a bedsheet over it.<br/>
I think I managed to cover my tracks!]()
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I think I managed to cover my tracks! -
![Boss: You can't sleep at work.</br>
Me: But I told you during my interview that I'm a dreamer!]()
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![Before you complain about something your wife does, you should always walk a mile in her shoes. That way, you'll be a mile away from her and she won't hear you complaining.]()
Upload to Facebook Before you complain about something your wife does, you should always walk a mile in her shoes. That way, you'll be a mile away from her and she won't hear you complaining.
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