Dear Algebra, please stop asking us to find your X. She is never coming back, and don't ask why! |
When I was a child, I thought nap time was a punishment! |
A father took his six-year-old daughter to office on the "Take your kids to work day". The little girl ran around the office excitedly but soon started crying. The father and his concerned colleagues gathered around the girl trying to find out what upset her. Sobbing loudly the girl said "Daddy where are all the clowns you said you worked with?" |
After my final visit to the dentist (number of root canals and cap), my wife said, "Your mouth has more ceramic than teeth now... you need to switch to Harpic instead of Colgate!" |
Friend 1: You should try Yoga. It makes you relaxed, flexible and loose. Friend 2: So does Vodka. Without all that sweating! |
Boy: Ever since I was little, I wanted to be an astronaut. Girl: Because you love space? Boy: No, because I hate the people on Earth! |
'Mere Saamne Wali Khidki Mein Ek Chaand Ka Tukda Rehta Hai' song was playing on my TV this morning. Saamne Ke Teen Ghar Se Teen Padosan Bahar Aayi Aur Aapas Mein Behes Shuru Kar Di Ki Yeh Gaana Unke Liye Lagaya Hai! |
What if FedEx and UPS merged together? They will be called FedUps! |
My teacher asked me to make up a sentence using the words defence, defeat and detail. When a horse jumps over defence defeat goes first then detail! |
There was once a king who was only 12 inches tall! Terrible king, but made a great ruler! |