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My wife makes new friends every month. I'm only friends with the same five guys for the last 30 years!]()
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Never mess with a woman's heart or newly set hair or lipper!]()
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Johnny: You are the one who should be scared because you talk sh*t about him every Sunday!]()
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Indian: It's like getting marinated before the roast!]()
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All our plastic bags are either under our mattress or are in a plastic bag hanging in the kitchen!]()
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