I quit my job as a treadmill tester. I just felt like I wasn't going anywhere! |
Wife, filling crossword: Can you tell me another word for Detective? Husband: WIFE! |
Son: What's the highest rank in the popcorn army? Dad: Kernel! |
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife made a wish too, but she leaned over too much and fell into the well. The husband was stunned for a moment but then smiled and said: "Wow, it really works!" |
Friend 1: We can have gatherings of up to eight people without issues. Friend 2: I don't even know eight people without issues! |
Got vaccinated and lived Corona free is as much a myth as Got married and lived happily ever after! |
"Following your dreams" does not exactly means following every single woman on Social Media! |
I am at that age where my mind still thinks I am 25, my sense of humour suggests I am 10, while my body mostly keeps asking if I am sure I am not dead yet. Anyone else has reached this point in their life? |
I was practicing the dance steps of the Macarena song and my neighbor thought I was having a heart attack and he called the ambulance! |
If you see me talking to myself, please go your way. I am self-employed and having a staff meeting! |