• I quit my job as a treadmill tester.</br>
I just felt like I wasn't going anywhere!Upload to Facebook
    I quit my job as a treadmill tester.
    I just felt like I wasn't going anywhere!
  • Wife, filling crossword: Can you tell me another word for Detective?</br>
Husband: WIFE!Upload to Facebook
    Wife, filling crossword: Can you tell me another word for Detective?
    Husband: WIFE!
  • Son: What's the highest rank in the popcorn army?</br>
Dad: Kernel!Upload to Facebook
    Son: What's the highest rank in the popcorn army?
    Dad: Kernel!
  • A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.</br>
The wife made a wish too, but she leaned over too much and fell into the well.</br>
The husband was stunned for a moment but then smiled and said:
`Wow, it really works!`Upload to Facebook
    A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
    The wife made a wish too, but she leaned over too much and fell into the well.
    The husband was stunned for a moment but then smiled and said: "Wow, it really works!"
  • Friend 1: We can have gatherings of up to eight people without issues.</br>
Friend 2: I don't even know eight people without issues!Upload to Facebook
    Friend 1: We can have gatherings of up to eight people without issues.
    Friend 2: I don't even know eight people without issues!
  • Got vaccinated and lived Corona free is as much a myth as Got married and lived happily ever after!Upload to Facebook
    Got vaccinated and lived Corona free is as much a myth as Got married and lived happily ever after!
  • `Following your dreams` does not exactly means following every single woman on Social Media!Upload to Facebook
    "Following your dreams" does not exactly means following every single woman on Social Media!
  • I am at that age where my mind still thinks I am 25, my sense of humour suggests I am 10, while my body mostly keeps asking if I am sure I am not dead yet.</br>
Anyone else has reached this point in their life?Upload to Facebook
    I am at that age where my mind still thinks I am 25, my sense of humour suggests I am 10, while my body mostly keeps asking if I am sure I am not dead yet.
    Anyone else has reached this point in their life?
  • I was practicing the dance steps of the Macarena song and my neighbor thought I was having a heart attack and he called the ambulance!Upload to Facebook
    I was practicing the dance steps of the Macarena song and my neighbor thought I was having a heart attack and he called the ambulance!
  • If you see me talking to myself, please go your way.</br>
I am self-employed and having a staff meeting!Upload to Facebook
    If you see me talking to myself, please go your way.
    I am self-employed and having a staff meeting!
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