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Upload to Facebook A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife made a wish too, but she leaned over too much and fell into the well. The husband was stunned for a moment but then smiled and said: "Wow, it really works!" -
Upload to Facebook Friend 1: We can have gatherings of up to eight people without issues. Friend 2: I don't even know eight people without issues! -
Upload to Facebook Got vaccinated and lived Corona free is as much a myth as Got married and lived happily ever after! -
Upload to Facebook "Following your dreams" does not exactly means following every single woman on Social Media! -
Upload to Facebook I am at that age where my mind still thinks I am 25, my sense of humour suggests I am 10, while my body mostly keeps asking if I am sure I am not dead yet. Anyone else has reached this point in their life? -
Upload to Facebook I was practicing the dance steps of the Macarena song and my neighbor thought I was having a heart attack and he called the ambulance! -
Upload to Facebook If you see me talking to myself, please go your way. I am self-employed and having a staff meeting! -
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Upload to Facebook March 2021: Pretty much the same as March 2020 but now we have the toilet paper! -
Upload to Facebook Girls will know 309 different shades of lipstick but don't know the true intentions of the guy they're talking to!
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