Crush: Tumhare Andar Kuch Talent Hai? Boy: Pyaar Karke Dekho 25 Din Mein Pyaar Double! |
The day I even think about going for a jog it starts raining. Even nature is against me getting fit! |
When I see "wife is typing" and it stays that way for 5 minutes, I drive to the airport, catch a flight to another country and start a new life! |
What happens when you put your hand in a blender? You get a hand shake! |
Praising another woman in front of your wife is like smoking a cigarette at a petrol pump! |
People who don't agree with something I say, it's Okay. You are entitled to your wrong opinion! |
Mosquito is the most amazing singer in the world. Even if you hate its song, it makes you clap! |
Pro Tip: Be so funny that everyone forgets that you are ugly! |
I always take my problems to Tommy. Hilfiger something out! |
My son asked me, "What does deja vu mean?" I said, "I have a feeling you asked me this before!" |