• Crush: Tumhare Andar Kuch Talent Hai?</br>
Boy: Pyaar Karke Dekho 25 Din Mein Pyaar Double!Upload to Facebook
    Crush: Tumhare Andar Kuch Talent Hai?
    Boy: Pyaar Karke Dekho 25 Din Mein Pyaar Double!
  • The day I even think about going for a jog it starts raining.</br>
Even nature is against me getting fit!Upload to Facebook
    The day I even think about going for a jog it starts raining.
    Even nature is against me getting fit!
  • When I see `wife is typing` and it stays that way for 5 minutes, I drive to the airport, catch a flight to another country and start a new life!Upload to Facebook
    When I see "wife is typing" and it stays that way for 5 minutes, I drive to the airport, catch a flight to another country and start a new life!
  • What happens when you put your hand in a blender?</br>
You get a hand shake!Upload to Facebook
    What happens when you put your hand in a blender?
    You get a hand shake!
  • Praising another woman in front of your wife is like smoking a cigarette at a petrol pump!Upload to Facebook
    Praising another woman in front of your wife is like smoking a cigarette at a petrol pump!
  • People who don't agree with something I say, it's Okay. You are entitled to your wrong opinion!Upload to Facebook
    People who don't agree with something I say, it's Okay. You are entitled to your wrong opinion!
  • Mosquito is the most amazing singer in the world. Even if you hate its song, it makes you clap!Upload to Facebook
    Mosquito is the most amazing singer in the world. Even if you hate its song, it makes you clap!
  • Pro Tip:</br>
Be so funny that everyone forgets that you are ugly!Upload to Facebook
    Pro Tip:
    Be so funny that everyone forgets that you are ugly!
  • I always take my problems to Tommy.</br>
Hilfiger something out!Upload to Facebook
    I always take my problems to Tommy.
    Hilfiger something out!
  • My son asked me, `What does deja vu mean?`</br>
I said, `I have a feeling you asked me this before!`Upload to Facebook
    My son asked me, "What does deja vu mean?"
    I said, "I have a feeling you asked me this before!"
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