Every day is a new day to try again. This is a coded message to all the guys who are trying to get a response from their crushes! |
March 2021: Pretty much the same as March 2020 but now we have the toilet paper! |
Girls will know 309 different shades of lipstick but don't know the true intentions of the guy they're talking to! |
Crush: Tumhare Andar Kuch Talent Hai? Boy: Pyaar Karke Dekho 25 Din Mein Pyaar Double! |
The day I even think about going for a jog it starts raining. Even nature is against me getting fit! |
When I see "wife is typing" and it stays that way for 5 minutes, I drive to the airport, catch a flight to another country and start a new life! |
What happens when you put your hand in a blender? You get a hand shake! |
Praising another woman in front of your wife is like smoking a cigarette at a petrol pump! |
People who don't agree with something I say, it's Okay. You are entitled to your wrong opinion! |
Mosquito is the most amazing singer in the world. Even if you hate its song, it makes you clap! |