• Every day is a new day to try again.</br>
This is a coded message to all the guys who are trying to get a response from their crushes!Upload to Facebook
    Every day is a new day to try again.
    This is a coded message to all the guys who are trying to get a response from their crushes!
  • March 2021: Pretty much the same as March 2020 but now we have the toilet paper!Upload to Facebook
    March 2021: Pretty much the same as March 2020 but now we have the toilet paper!
  • Girls will know 309 different shades of lipstick but don't know the true intentions of the guy they're talking to!Upload to Facebook
    Girls will know 309 different shades of lipstick but don't know the true intentions of the guy they're talking to!
  • Crush: Tumhare Andar Kuch Talent Hai?</br>
Boy: Pyaar Karke Dekho 25 Din Mein Pyaar Double!Upload to Facebook
    Crush: Tumhare Andar Kuch Talent Hai?
    Boy: Pyaar Karke Dekho 25 Din Mein Pyaar Double!
  • The day I even think about going for a jog it starts raining.</br>
Even nature is against me getting fit!Upload to Facebook
    The day I even think about going for a jog it starts raining.
    Even nature is against me getting fit!
  • When I see `wife is typing` and it stays that way for 5 minutes, I drive to the airport, catch a flight to another country and start a new life!Upload to Facebook
    When I see "wife is typing" and it stays that way for 5 minutes, I drive to the airport, catch a flight to another country and start a new life!
  • What happens when you put your hand in a blender?</br>
You get a hand shake!Upload to Facebook
    What happens when you put your hand in a blender?
    You get a hand shake!
  • Praising another woman in front of your wife is like smoking a cigarette at a petrol pump!Upload to Facebook
    Praising another woman in front of your wife is like smoking a cigarette at a petrol pump!
  • People who don't agree with something I say, it's Okay. You are entitled to your wrong opinion!Upload to Facebook
    People who don't agree with something I say, it's Okay. You are entitled to your wrong opinion!
  • Mosquito is the most amazing singer in the world. Even if you hate its song, it makes you clap!Upload to Facebook
    Mosquito is the most amazing singer in the world. Even if you hate its song, it makes you clap!
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