Pro Tip: Be so funny that everyone forgets that you are ugly! |
I always take my problems to Tommy. Hilfiger something out! |
My son asked me, "What does deja vu mean?" I said, "I have a feeling you asked me this before!" |
Life of a husband: Get married Apologize for everything. Die! |
I told my wife to treat me exactly how she wants me to treat her. So she stopped talking to me! |
Men, if you find a woman who scares you a bit, you've found the right one. We men can't be left uncontrolled! |
Based on the three months free trial offer, I've cancelled my subscription to 2021! |
Every family has one weird relative. If you don't know who it is, then it's probably you! |
Sharabi chahe kitna bhi anpadh kyon na ho, quarter ke teen peg aise banata hai jaise kisi paryogshala ka bahut bada scientist ho! |
Happy women's day alexa and siri... . . . . The only women who listen to men! |