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![Hindu, Muslim, Sikh, Issai...</br></br>
Sabko seedha kare, lugai!</br>
#happywomensday]()
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![Today I referred one of my elderly patients to a psychiatrist...</br>
I said: Baba dimag vale doctors ko dikha lo ek bar!</br>
He said: Hume to lga tha ki apke pas bhi hoga!]()
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![My wife is blaming me for ruining her birthday.</br>
That's ridiculous, I didn't even know it was her birthday!]()
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![I prayed to God to remove the fakes.</br>
Now my sneakers are missing!]()
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![Instead of a swear jar, I have a negativity jar. Every time I have a pessimistic thought I put a dollar in it.</br>
It's half-empty!]()
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![The worst things that you can do to your wife:</br></br>
5. Cheating on her</br>
4. Lying to her</br>
3. Disrespecting her</br>
2. Abusing her</br>
1. Not noticing her new haircut]()
Upload to Facebook The worst things that you can do to your wife: 5. Cheating on her 4. Lying to her 3. Disrespecting her 2. Abusing her 1. Not noticing her new haircut -
![Got Vaccinated!</br>
No Major Side-effects...</br>
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Only When He Said `No Alcohol for 45 Days` - Tab Thoda Chakkar Aaya Tha!]()
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![Please do not post messages like:</br>
Daughter of Rickshaw Wala won the silver medal,</br>
Son of Rickshaw Wala becomes an IAS officer,</br>
Daughter of Rickshaw Wala scored 99.5% in exams.</br>
After reading these messages my children are compelling me to drive a Rickshaw!]()
Upload to Facebook Please do not post messages like: Daughter of Rickshaw Wala won the silver medal, Son of Rickshaw Wala becomes an IAS officer, Daughter of Rickshaw Wala scored 99.5% in exams. After reading these messages my children are compelling me to drive a Rickshaw! -
![My wife and I make all our big decisions together.</br></br>
Okay, at least I'm in the same room with her when she's making those decisions!]()
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![One man's `damn, she is crazy` is another man's `damn, that dude was right!`]()
Upload to Facebook One man's "damn, she is crazy" is another man's "damn, that dude was right!"
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