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Upload to Facebook I prayed to God to remove the fakes. Now my sneakers are missing! -
Upload to Facebook Instead of a swear jar, I have a negativity jar. Every time I have a pessimistic thought I put a dollar in it. It's half-empty! -
Upload to Facebook The worst things that you can do to your wife: 5. Cheating on her 4. Lying to her 3. Disrespecting her 2. Abusing her 1. Not noticing her new haircut -
Upload to Facebook Got Vaccinated! No Major Side-effects... . . . . . Only When He Said "No Alcohol for 45 Days" - Tab Thoda Chakkar Aaya Tha! -
Upload to Facebook Please do not post messages like: Daughter of Rickshaw Wala won the silver medal, Son of Rickshaw Wala becomes an IAS officer, Daughter of Rickshaw Wala scored 99.5% in exams. After reading these messages my children are compelling me to drive a Rickshaw! -
Upload to Facebook My wife and I make all our big decisions together. Okay, at least I'm in the same room with her when she's making those decisions! -
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Upload to Facebook I lost a good riding buddy in an accident. His finger got stuck in a wedding ring! -
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Upload to Facebook If I ever become a dietician, I'll be asking where you had the Chole Bhature from instead of why!
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