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Upload to Facebook 1. Second 2. Minute 3. Hour 4. Day 5. Week 6. Month 7. Year 8. Decade 9. Century 10. Millennium 11. My wife getting ready -
Upload to Facebook When a girl is looking at me, the difficulty level of everything I do increases automatically!
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