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![I lost a good riding buddy in an accident.</br>
His finger got stuck in a wedding ring!]()
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![Customer: I will not pay the bill.</br>
Manager: Why not? You ordered 42 coffee.</br>
Customer: I said 4 tea, 2 coffee!]()
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![If I ever become a dietician,</br>
I'll be asking where you had the Chole Bhature from instead of why!]()
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![Yeh Hamara Mobile Hai</br>
Yeh Hum Hain</br>
Aur Yeh Hum Time Waste Kar Rahe Hain!]()
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![I have a drinking problem.</br>
Two hands and just one mouth!]()
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![A Punjabi kid asked his mother, `How do you say please?`</br>
Mother: We don't use that word!]()
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![Fuel prices in India are so high that even stray dogs have stopped running after passing cars.</br>
What will they do with it if they catch it? Can't afford to drive it now!]()
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![I am so middle class, I believe expired sanitizers kill more germs!]()
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![Self-confidence is trusting yourself to eat tomato soup in a white shirt!]()
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![There are kids being born who will grow up thinking the Amazon rainforest is owned by the company!]()
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