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![On her birthday wife wanted me to take her to someplace expensive. So I took her to the petrol pump!]()
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2. Minute</br></br>
3. Hour</br></br>
4. Day</br></br>
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6. Month</br></br>
7. Year</br></br>
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11. My wife getting ready]()
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![When a girl is looking at me, the difficulty level of everything I do increases automatically!]()
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![Heard in Starbucks Delhi:<br/>
Punjabi: Can I get an Iced Caffe Mocha, please?<br/>
Attendant: Sir, the 'ch' is pronounced as 'k'.<br/>
Punjabi: Akka Benkod, Wahi De De!]()
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Punjabi: Can I get an Iced Caffe Mocha, please?
Attendant: Sir, the 'ch' is pronounced as 'k'.
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![Don't forget that this month we are celebrating those three days when men are always right.</br>
February 29, 30 and 31]()
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![Tesla has competition:</br>
In view of hike in Petrol and Diesel prices, Alok Nath has invented a car that runs on Aashirwad and has called it SANSCAR!]()
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![People who jog on the roads in the dark, wearing dark clothing and no lights or reflectors are a unique combination of a person who cares about their health and well-being and doesn't care about their health and well-being!]()
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![Tumhara Prem, Prem;</br>
Hamara Prem, Prem Chopra!]()
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![What did Newton think when he discovered gravity?</br>
Shit is about to go down!]()
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![Sales are down, so my boss asked why the greeting cards aren't moving.</br>
I told him it's because they are stationary!]()
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