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![I asked the librarian if books about paranoia were available.</br>
She looked up and whispered, `They're right behind you`!]()
Upload to Facebook I asked the librarian if books about paranoia were available. She looked up and whispered, "They're right behind you"! -
![I was about to ask my beautiful girlfriend if she wanted to go for a ride on the bike with me.</br>
But then I remembered I don't have a girlfriend!]()
Upload to Facebook I was about to ask my beautiful girlfriend if she wanted to go for a ride on the bike with me. But then I remembered I don't have a girlfriend! -
![Jiska Koi Nahi Hota Uska Mobile Hota Hai;</br>
Aur Jiska Mobile Hota Hai Wo Kisi Ka Nahi Hota!]()
Upload to Facebook Jiska Koi Nahi Hota Uska Mobile Hota Hai; Aur Jiska Mobile Hota Hai Wo Kisi Ka Nahi Hota! -
![India has 2 types of Agarbattis:</br>
1. For the Gods.</br>
2. For the mosquitoes.</br></br>
However, God doesn't appear and mosquitoes don't disappear!]()
Upload to Facebook India has 2 types of Agarbattis: 1. For the Gods. 2. For the mosquitoes. However, God doesn't appear and mosquitoes don't disappear! -
![The most frequent lie we tell is `I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it!`]()
Upload to Facebook The most frequent lie we tell is "I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it!" -
![I saw a guy drop all his Scrabble letters across the road.</br>
I had to ask him, what's the word on the street!]()
Upload to Facebook I saw a guy drop all his Scrabble letters across the road. I had to ask him, what's the word on the street! -
![The recipe said, 'Set the oven to 180 degrees.'</br>
Now I can't open it because the door is facing the wall!]()
Upload to Facebook The recipe said, 'Set the oven to 180 degrees.' Now I can't open it because the door is facing the wall! -
![In my job interview, I was asked what some of my good qualities were...</br>
Well, my doctor always calls me patient!]()
Upload to Facebook In my job interview, I was asked what some of my good qualities were... Well, my doctor always calls me patient! -
![Doctor: What do you do when you feel stressed?<br/>
Patient: I go to the temple.<br/>
Doctor: Good... and you pray there?<br/>
Patient: No... I mix-up all shoes kept outside and watch people more stressed than me and my stress goes away!]()
Upload to Facebook Doctor: What do you do when you feel stressed?
Patient: I go to the temple.
Doctor: Good... and you pray there?
Patient: No... I mix-up all shoes kept outside and watch people more stressed than me and my stress goes away! -
![The main function of the little toes on your feet is to make sure that all the furniture in the house is in place!]()
Upload to Facebook The main function of the little toes on your feet is to make sure that all the furniture in the house is in place!
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