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![GPS in my car is basically just one more woman in my life who tells me what to do and ignores my questions!]()
Upload to Facebook GPS in my car is basically just one more woman in my life who tells me what to do and ignores my questions! -
![Neighbour: I've been seeing your husband doing yoga every night. Very impressive. But I'm surprised why he's doing it in your driveway & that too at midnight.<br/>
Wife: He's not doing yoga. He's just returning home from the bar drunk!]()
Upload to Facebook Neighbour: I've been seeing your husband doing yoga every night. Very impressive. But I'm surprised why he's doing it in your driveway & that too at midnight.
Wife: He's not doing yoga. He's just returning home from the bar drunk! -
![Big-time gangster Don Vito Corleone picked up his son Santino after his annual exams.<br/>
`How was it?` he asked.<br/>
Son: They questioned me for three hours, papa. But I told them nothing!]()
Upload to Facebook Big-time gangster Don Vito Corleone picked up his son Santino after his annual exams.
"How was it?" he asked.
Son: They questioned me for three hours, papa. But I told them nothing! -
![When in a relationship: Mera Bacha.<br/>
After Break Up : Kutte Ka Bacha!]()
Upload to Facebook When in a relationship: Mera Bacha.
After Break Up : Kutte Ka Bacha! -
![Friend 1: Aur Bhai Shaadi Ke Baad Ka Pehla Valentine's Day Kaisa Raha?</br>
Friend 2: Jab Sasural Wala Genda Phool Mil Jata Hai Toh Valentine's Day Ka Gulab Ka Phool Gayab Ho Jata Hai!]()
Upload to Facebook Friend 1: Aur Bhai Shaadi Ke Baad Ka Pehla Valentine's Day Kaisa Raha? Friend 2: Jab Sasural Wala Genda Phool Mil Jata Hai Toh Valentine's Day Ka Gulab Ka Phool Gayab Ho Jata Hai! -
![My friend couldn't afford to pay his water bill.</br>
So I sent him a `get well soon` card!]()
Upload to Facebook My friend couldn't afford to pay his water bill. So I sent him a "get well soon" card! -
![Yeh Hamra Ghar Hai</br>
Yeh Hamare Gharwale Hain</br>
Aur Yahan Hamari Be-Izzati Ki Ja Rahi Hai!</br>
#PawryHoRahiHai]()
Upload to Facebook Yeh Hamra Ghar Hai Yeh Hamare Gharwale Hain Aur Yahan Hamari Be-Izzati Ki Ja Rahi Hai! #PawryHoRahiHai -
![If you don't look back in life and think you were an idiot, then you're probably still an idiot!]()
Upload to Facebook If you don't look back in life and think you were an idiot, then you're probably still an idiot! -
![When I was a child I slept with the door open because I was scared of what might be inside my room. Now I sleep with my door closed because of what might be outside my room!]()
Upload to Facebook When I was a child I slept with the door open because I was scared of what might be inside my room. Now I sleep with my door closed because of what might be outside my room! -
![Anti Valentine group catches a couple on the seaside getting cozy and they scream, `This nonsense is against our culture. We will get you two married`</br></br>
The couple says, `But we are already married.`</br></br>
The group apologizes, says sorry and leaves..!!</br></br>
The couple heaves a sigh of relief. Thank God they didn't ask us if we were married to each other.]()
Upload to Facebook Anti Valentine group catches a couple on the seaside getting cozy and they scream, "This nonsense is against our culture. We will get you two married" The couple says, "But we are already married." The group apologizes, says sorry and leaves..!! The couple heaves a sigh of relief. Thank God they didn't ask us if we were married to each other.
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