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Boy: Mere Paas Gaadi Hai, Bangla Hai, Bank Balance Hai... Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?</br>
Girl: Mere Paas Tere Jaise 4 aur Hain!Upload to Facebook
    Boy: Mere Paas Gaadi Hai, Bangla Hai, Bank Balance Hai... Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?
    Girl: Mere Paas Tere Jaise 4 aur Hain!
  • I'm planning to write a Valentine's Day poem to all the singles out there. Can anyone let me know what rhymes with Cupid?Upload to Facebook
    I'm planning to write a Valentine's Day poem to all the singles out there. Can anyone let me know what rhymes with Cupid?
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Tuhadi Beauty 'Beauty',</br>
Saadi Beauty 'Filter'!Upload to Facebook
    Tuhadi Beauty 'Beauty',
    Saadi Beauty 'Filter'!
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Mechanic: Your car's airbag is damaged & needs to be replaced.</br>
Wife: No thanks.</br>
Mechanic: But it's for your safety.</br>
Wife: That's OK. It's my husband who normally drives this car!Upload to Facebook
    Mechanic: Your car's airbag is damaged & needs to be replaced.
    Wife: No thanks.
    Mechanic: But it's for your safety.
    Wife: That's OK. It's my husband who normally drives this car!
  • England: Thank you, Doctor!</br>
Germany: Danke, Doktor!</br>
France: Merci Docteur!</br>
Mexico: Grazie Dottore!</br>
India: Am I allowed to drink?Upload to Facebook
    England: Thank you, Doctor!
    Germany: Danke, Doktor!
    France: Merci Docteur!
    Mexico: Grazie Dottore!
    India: Am I allowed to drink?
  • I went to a hospital, for a Cardiac Stress Test.</br>
They connected the machines and made me watch my wife park my new car!Upload to Facebook
    I went to a hospital, for a Cardiac Stress Test.
    They connected the machines and made me watch my wife park my new car!
  • Boy: Are you single?</br>
Girl: No I am just in a relationship with freedom!Upload to Facebook
    Boy: Are you single?
    Girl: No I am just in a relationship with freedom!
  • Women are very easy to please. Just give them what they want, when they want it and how they want it.</br>
Quite simple, right?Upload to Facebook
    Women are very easy to please. Just give them what they want, when they want it and how they want it.
    Quite simple, right?
  • The paradox of life:</br>
Just when your income starts reaching a point where food prices don't matter anymore, calories start to matter!Upload to Facebook
    The paradox of life:
    Just when your income starts reaching a point where food prices don't matter anymore, calories start to matter!
  • Warning to all single guys:</br>
This Valentine's Day, think twice before you act, or else you may end up married!Upload to Facebook
    Warning to all single guys:
    This Valentine's Day, think twice before you act, or else you may end up married!
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