Boy: Mere Paas Gaadi Hai, Bangla Hai, Bank Balance Hai... Tumhare Paas Kya Hai? Girl: Mere Paas Tere Jaise 4 aur Hain! |
I'm planning to write a Valentine's Day poem to all the singles out there. Can anyone let me know what rhymes with Cupid? |
Tuhadi Beauty 'Beauty', Saadi Beauty 'Filter'! |
Mechanic: Your car's airbag is damaged & needs to be replaced. Wife: No thanks. Mechanic: But it's for your safety. Wife: That's OK. It's my husband who normally drives this car! |
England: Thank you, Doctor! Germany: Danke, Doktor! France: Merci Docteur! Mexico: Grazie Dottore! India: Am I allowed to drink? |
I went to a hospital, for a Cardiac Stress Test. They connected the machines and made me watch my wife park my new car! |
Boy: Are you single? Girl: No I am just in a relationship with freedom! |
Women are very easy to please. Just give them what they want, when they want it and how they want it. Quite simple, right? |
The paradox of life: Just when your income starts reaching a point where food prices don't matter anymore, calories start to matter! |
Warning to all single guys: This Valentine's Day, think twice before you act, or else you may end up married! |