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  • India has 2 types of Agarbattis:</br> 1. For the Gods.</br> 2. For the mosquitoes.</br></br> However, God doesn't appear and mosquitoes don't disappear!Upload to Facebook
    India has 2 types of Agarbattis:
    1. For the Gods.
    2. For the mosquitoes.

    However, God doesn't appear and mosquitoes don't disappear!
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  • The most frequent lie we tell is `I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it!`Upload to Facebook
    The most frequent lie we tell is "I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it!"
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  • I saw a guy drop all his Scrabble letters across the road.</br> I had to ask him, what's the word on the street!Upload to Facebook
    I saw a guy drop all his Scrabble letters across the road.
    I had to ask him, what's the word on the street!
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  • The recipe said, 'Set the oven to 180 degrees.'</br> Now I can't open it because the door is facing the wall!Upload to Facebook
    The recipe said, 'Set the oven to 180 degrees.'
    Now I can't open it because the door is facing the wall!
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  • In my job interview, I was asked what some of my good qualities were...</br> Well, my doctor always calls me patient!Upload to Facebook
    In my job interview, I was asked what some of my good qualities were...
    Well, my doctor always calls me patient!
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  • Doctor: What do you do when you feel stressed?<br/> Patient: I go to the temple.<br/> Doctor: Good... and you pray there?<br/> Patient: No... I mix-up all shoes kept outside and watch people more stressed than me and my stress goes away!Upload to Facebook
    Doctor: What do you do when you feel stressed?
    Patient: I go to the temple.
    Doctor: Good... and you pray there?
    Patient: No... I mix-up all shoes kept outside and watch people more stressed than me and my stress goes away!
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  • The main function of the little toes on your feet is to make sure that all the furniture in the house is in place!Upload to Facebook
    The main function of the little toes on your feet is to make sure that all the furniture in the house is in place!
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  • GPS in my car is basically just one more woman in my life who tells me what to do and ignores my questions!Upload to Facebook
    GPS in my car is basically just one more woman in my life who tells me what to do and ignores my questions!
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  • Neighbour: I've been seeing your husband doing yoga every night. Very impressive. But I'm surprised why he's doing it in your driveway & that too at midnight.<br/> Wife: He's not doing yoga. He's just returning home from the bar drunk!Upload to Facebook
    Neighbour: I've been seeing your husband doing yoga every night. Very impressive. But I'm surprised why he's doing it in your driveway & that too at midnight.
    Wife: He's not doing yoga. He's just returning home from the bar drunk!
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  • Big-time gangster Don Vito Corleone picked up his son Santino after his annual exams.<br/> `How was it?` he asked.<br/> Son: They questioned me for three hours, papa. But I told them nothing!Upload to Facebook
    Big-time gangster Don Vito Corleone picked up his son Santino after his annual exams.
    "How was it?" he asked.
    Son: They questioned me for three hours, papa. But I told them nothing!
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