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Upload to Facebook Heard in Starbucks Delhi:
Punjabi: Can I get an Iced Caffe Mocha, please?
Attendant: Sir, the 'ch' is pronounced as 'k'.
Punjabi: Akka Benkod, Wahi De De! -
Upload to Facebook Don't forget that this month we are celebrating those three days when men are always right. February 29, 30 and 31 -
Upload to Facebook Tesla has competition: In view of hike in Petrol and Diesel prices, Alok Nath has invented a car that runs on Aashirwad and has called it SANSCAR! -
Upload to Facebook People who jog on the roads in the dark, wearing dark clothing and no lights or reflectors are a unique combination of a person who cares about their health and well-being and doesn't care about their health and well-being! -
Upload to Facebook Tumhara Prem, Prem; Hamara Prem, Prem Chopra! -
Upload to Facebook What did Newton think when he discovered gravity? Shit is about to go down! -
Upload to Facebook Sales are down, so my boss asked why the greeting cards aren't moving. I told him it's because they are stationary! -
Upload to Facebook I asked the librarian if books about paranoia were available. She looked up and whispered, "They're right behind you"! -
Upload to Facebook I was about to ask my beautiful girlfriend if she wanted to go for a ride on the bike with me. But then I remembered I don't have a girlfriend! -
Upload to Facebook Jiska Koi Nahi Hota Uska Mobile Hota Hai; Aur Jiska Mobile Hota Hai Wo Kisi Ka Nahi Hota!
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