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Upload to Facebook After my final visit to the dentist (number of root canals and cap), my wife said, "Your mouth has more ceramic than teeth now... you need to switch to Harpic instead of Colgate!" -
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Upload to Facebook Boy: Ever since I was little, I wanted to be an astronaut. Girl: Because you love space? Boy: No, because I hate the people on Earth! -
Upload to Facebook 'Mere Saamne Wali Khidki Mein Ek Chaand Ka Tukda Rehta Hai' song was playing on my TV this morning. Saamne Ke Teen Ghar Se Teen Padosan Bahar Aayi Aur Aapas Mein Behes Shuru Kar Di Ki Yeh Gaana Unke Liye Lagaya Hai! -
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Upload to Facebook My teacher asked me to make up a sentence using the words defence, defeat and detail. When a horse jumps over defence defeat goes first then detail! -
Upload to Facebook There was once a king who was only 12 inches tall! Terrible king, but made a great ruler! -
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Upload to Facebook Weird fact: My wife makes new friends every month. I'm only friends with the same five guys for the last 30 years! -
Upload to Facebook My new diet plan is where I don't eat anything for 12 hours straight from the morning and then destroy my body with alcohol and junk food for dinner. It's called intermittent fattening!
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