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Upload to Facebook Friend 1: What pisses you off?
Friend 2: Nouns.
Friend 1: Nouns?
Friend 2: Yeah. People, places and things! -
Upload to Facebook When a convenience store is located far away,
why doesn't it become an inconvenience store! -
Upload to Facebook Finally, I have understood the difference between Lock up and Lockdown.
Lock-up is staying in police custody and Lockdown is staying in wife's custody.
Lock-up might be bailable and Lockdown is certainly non-bailable! -
Upload to Facebook My wife does all her online shopping while she's in the toilet. I think she's suffering from buyarrhea! -
Upload to Facebook Colleague 1: Why is Santa absent today?
Colleague 2: He is in the hospital.
Colleague 1: But I saw him dancing with a beautiful girl at the bar last night.
Colleague 2: His wife saw that too! -
Upload to Facebook Guys who think that only God can judge you, shall I introduce you to my in-laws? -
Upload to Facebook WHO Announcement.
Anyone married for 25 years or more does not need to take any vaccine.
Men in such categories have superior immunities to all viruses, infections or spousal criticisms.
The immune system of such males is so powerful and can resist anything.
This stunning declaration was released by the WHO Secretary General.
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Upload to Facebook Getting a Vaccine and thinking you are Covid free is just like getting married and assuming it's Happily Ever After! -
Upload to Facebook Work from home scenario:
Customer: Can I speak to someone higher than you?
Employee: Mummyyyyyyy... -
Upload to Facebook What's the worst part about going out to eat duck? The Bill!
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