Congress wants to ban jokes. BJP wants to ban meat. Anna Hazare wants to ban alcohol. Baba Ramdev preaches against using abusive language. Isn't it discrimination against Punjabis in general! |
I could have retired by now. But I committed a grave financial mistake in 2015, the price of which I'm still repaying. I had coffee from Starbucks! |
A Punjabi was flying Business Class with his wife. Air Hostess asked him: "Sir, would you like to have Tea together"? He replied "Yes" and turned to his wife and said: "Uth Ja... Ainu Baithen De!" |
One year of pranayam, steam, hot water, etc has made the nasal passages so clean that the virus now goes straight to the lungs. Earlier it used to get stuck in the nose! |
The gardening season is off to a great start. I planted myself in front of the TV five weeks ago, and I've already grown noticeably! |
Having practiced lethargy for 52 weeks I'm ready to audition for... "INDIAN IDLE"! |
So sad that some friends call you only when they need something from you, like the money you owe them! |
I told my son he shouldn't listen to losers. Now he won't talk to me! |
What's the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws. The other has a pause at the end of its clause! |
I always tell my kids, no matter what, always do whatever their heart tells them to do. But also to check with their mother first... if it's OK with her! |