After 10 Missed Calls: Other Countries: Baby, Please take my call, I love you. India: Be happy, I'll never disturb you again. May all your dreams come true! |
Before Tesla: Main Nikla, O Gaddi Le Ke... After Tesla: Gaddi Nikli, O Mainu Le Ke... |
Got a call from my bank to check if my debit card was stolen. They became suspicious as the card was not used at the liquor store since last week! |
They should change the 'Mark as read' option in WhatsApp chats to 'Mark has read'! |
I woke up at 5 AM, ran 8km, had a green smoothie... and the rest of the dream I don't remember! |
Mark Zuckerberg's car hit a Delhi guy's car. Delhiite: Do you know who I am? Mark: Yes, you are Manav Mehra. You have 237 friends out of which 137 are females & your wife doesn't know them. For your last vacation, you went to Thailand & there you... Manav: Leave it bro, it was my fault! |
My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list. Now I can't read anything! |
I got into a heated argument with a snowman... And he lost his cool and had a total meltdown! |
Client: Sir, give me some personal benefit advice. CA: Get married on 29th February and cut off your Marriage Anniversary expenses by up to 75% |
If I'm reading their lips correctly... My neighbors are arguing about some creepy guy next door! |