• After 10 Missed Calls:<br/>
Other Countries: Baby, Please take my call, I love you.<br/>
India: Be happy, I'll never disturb you again. May all your dreams come true!Upload to Facebook
    After 10 Missed Calls:
    Other Countries: Baby, Please take my call, I love you.
    India: Be happy, I'll never disturb you again. May all your dreams come true!
  • Before Tesla:<br/>
Main Nikla, O Gaddi Le Ke...<br/>
After Tesla:<br/>
Gaddi Nikli, O Mainu Le Ke...Upload to Facebook
    Before Tesla:
    Main Nikla, O Gaddi Le Ke...
    After Tesla:
    Gaddi Nikli, O Mainu Le Ke...
  • Got a call from my bank to check if my debit card was stolen.<br/>
They became suspicious as the card was not used at the liquor store since last week!Upload to Facebook
    Got a call from my bank to check if my debit card was stolen.
    They became suspicious as the card was not used at the liquor store since last week!
  • They should change the 'Mark as read' option in WhatsApp chats to 'Mark has read'!Upload to Facebook
    They should change the 'Mark as read' option in WhatsApp chats to 'Mark has read'!
  • I woke up at 5 AM,<br/>
ran 8km,<br/>
had a green smoothie...<br/>
<br/>
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<br/> 
and the rest of the dream I don't remember!Upload to Facebook
    I woke up at 5 AM,
    ran 8km,
    had a green smoothie...



    and the rest of the dream I don't remember!
  • Mark Zuckerberg's car hit a Delhi guy's car.<br/>
Delhiite: Do you know who I am?<br/>
Mark: Yes, you are Manav Mehra. You have 237 friends out of which 137 are females & your wife doesn't know them. For your last vacation, you went to Thailand & there you...<br/>
Manav: Leave it bro, it was my fault!Upload to Facebook
    Mark Zuckerberg's car hit a Delhi guy's car.
    Delhiite: Do you know who I am?
    Mark: Yes, you are Manav Mehra. You have 237 friends out of which 137 are females & your wife doesn't know them. For your last vacation, you went to Thailand & there you...
    Manav: Leave it bro, it was my fault!
  • My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list.<br/>
Now I can't read anything!Upload to Facebook
    My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list.
    Now I can't read anything!
  • I got into a heated argument with a snowman...<br/>
 
And he lost his cool and had a total meltdown!Upload to Facebook
    I got into a heated argument with a snowman...
    And he lost his cool and had a total meltdown!
  • Client: Sir, give me some personal benefit advice.<br/>
CA: Get married on 29th February and cut off your Marriage Anniversary expenses by up to 75%Upload to Facebook
    Client: Sir, give me some personal benefit advice.
    CA: Get married on 29th February and cut off your Marriage Anniversary expenses by up to 75%
  • If I'm reading their lips correctly...<br/>
My neighbors are arguing about some creepy guy next door!Upload to Facebook
    If I'm reading their lips correctly...
    My neighbors are arguing about some creepy guy next door!
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