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![When I was young, my astrologer said I was born for bigger things in life.<br />
Pretty accurate prediction!<br />
I moved from S-> M-> L-> XL-> XXL]()
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Pretty accurate prediction!
I moved from S-> M-> L-> XL-> XXL -
![Other Countries: He is 10 years old.<br/>
India: Bas Das Poore Hogaye Gyarahwa Lag Gaya Hai!]()
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India: Bas Das Poore Hogaye Gyarahwa Lag Gaya Hai! -
![Others: Valentine.<br/>
Me: Velatime!]()
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Me: Velatime! -
![A neighbor's dog pooped in our garden. My wife told me to take a shovel and throw it into their garden. I wasn't sure why but I still did exactly what she told me.
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Now my wife's upset with me because the shovel is in the neighbor's garden and the poop is still in our garden!]()
Upload to Facebook A neighbor's dog pooped in our garden. My wife told me to take a shovel and throw it into their garden. I wasn't sure why but I still did exactly what she told me.
Now my wife's upset with me because the shovel is in the neighbor's garden and the poop is still in our garden! -
![Tell someone you meditated for 2 hours and they are super impressed. But tell them you napped for 2 hours and suddenly you're lazy!]()
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![What will happen when Trump leaves the White House?<br/>
Washington Sundar!]()
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![Million Dollar Truth:<br/>
If Saturday and Sunday don't excite you, then change your friends.<br/>
If Monday doesn't motivate you, then change your profession.<br/>
If Monday is too exciting, and you are dying to get to work then you should change your spouse!]()
Upload to Facebook Million Dollar Truth:
If Saturday and Sunday don't excite you, then change your friends.
If Monday doesn't motivate you, then change your profession.
If Monday is too exciting, and you are dying to get to work then you should change your spouse! -
![Why did God create stock analysts?<br/>
In order to make weather forecasters look good!]()
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![English: Depression<br/>
German: Depressionen<br/>
French: La depression<br/>
Dutch: Depressie<br/>
Punjabi: Kuch Nahi Hoya Tainu, Aiven Mood Kharab Hai!]()
Upload to Facebook English: Depression
German: Depressionen
French: La depression
Dutch: Depressie
Punjabi: Kuch Nahi Hoya Tainu, Aiven Mood Kharab Hai! -
![My wife's birthday is fast approaching and she specifically told me that the only birthday cards she'll be accepting this year are Visa Card and Master Card!]()
Upload to Facebook My wife's birthday is fast approaching and she specifically told me that the only birthday cards she'll be accepting this year are Visa Card and Master Card!
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