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![You realize you're getting old when you have less hair to comb and more face to wash!]()
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![I can't believe someone stole my limbo stick.<br/>
Like seriously, how low can you go?]()
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![Why it's called sand?<br/>
Because it's between the sea and the land!]()
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![Boy: Dad, could you tell me what a solar eclipse is?<br/>
Dad: No Sun!]()
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![Within minutes, the detectives figured out what the murder weapon was.<br/>
It was a brief case!]()
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![I accidentally ate some food colouring today.<br/>
The doctor says I'm fine but I feel like I dyed a little inside!]()
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![People have ex-girlfriends.<br/>
I have ex crushes!]()
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![These days, my colleague comes to the office late, smells alcohol, looks sleepy, has dark circles under his eyes, and dresses shabbily.<br/>
I think he has started dating my ex!]()
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![`How can I ever thank you?` gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he had solved her legal troubles.<br/>
`My dear woman,` Darrow replied, `ever since the Phoenicians invented money there has been only one answer to that question!`]()
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"My dear woman," Darrow replied, "ever since the Phoenicians invented money there has been only one answer to that question!" -
![I named my toilet Jim instead of John.<br />
Everyone is so impressed when I tell them I go to the Jim every morning!]()
Upload to Facebook I named my toilet Jim instead of John.
Everyone is so impressed when I tell them I go to the Jim every morning!
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