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Upload to Facebook Boy: Dad, could you tell me what a solar eclipse is?
Dad: No Sun! -
Upload to Facebook Within minutes, the detectives figured out what the murder weapon was.
It was a brief case! -
Upload to Facebook I accidentally ate some food colouring today.
The doctor says I'm fine but I feel like I dyed a little inside! -
Upload to Facebook People have ex-girlfriends.
I have ex crushes! -
Upload to Facebook These days, my colleague comes to the office late, smells alcohol, looks sleepy, has dark circles under his eyes, and dresses shabbily.
I think he has started dating my ex! -
Upload to Facebook "How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he had solved her legal troubles.
"My dear woman," Darrow replied, "ever since the Phoenicians invented money there has been only one answer to that question!" -
Upload to Facebook I named my toilet Jim instead of John.
Everyone is so impressed when I tell them I go to the Jim every morning! -
Upload to Facebook When I was young, my astrologer said I was born for bigger things in life.
Pretty accurate prediction!
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Upload to Facebook Other Countries: He is 10 years old.
India: Bas Das Poore Hogaye Gyarahwa Lag Gaya Hai! -
Upload to Facebook Others: Valentine.
Me: Velatime!
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