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Upload to Facebook I have friends whom I would trust with my life, but I also wouldn't trust them enough to fall asleep in front of them! -
Upload to Facebook When my boss' 4-year-old daughter falls asleep in the office, it's cute. But when I do the same thing, it's wrong. I really don't get this! -
Upload to Facebook After graduating, I'm no longer a `broke college student`, I'm just poor! -
Upload to Facebook Science Fact: A dog gets more factual information from sniffing another dog's a** than an Indian gets from watching Indian News Channels! -
Upload to Facebook Waiter: Is this your first time in a shisha bar?
Boy: Yes, why?
Waiter: Sir, it's the fire extinguisher that you're trying to smoke! -
Upload to Facebook Not bragging, but my hot looking neighbour asked for my number.
All I needed to do was to hit her car with mine! -
Upload to Facebook A black speck on your TV screen isn't too irritating until you're trying to watch an ice hockey game! -
Upload to Facebook You realize you're getting old when you have less hair to comb and more face to wash! -
Upload to Facebook I can't believe someone stole my limbo stick.
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Upload to Facebook Why it's called sand?
Because it's between the sea and the land!
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